Thursday, February 17, 2011

September Dress (Burda 9/2010 dress 122)

After a bit of a break I am back with one of my finished projects: the fabulous September Dress ( from the cover of Burda WF 9/2010)



This was a love from first sight and I have been dreaming about making this dress, but couldn't find the right time and the right fabric for it. The magazine offered to use thick jersey, but I couldn't find anything thick in a nice colour, so eventually I just used a medium weight jersey which I had in abandonment at hand. And I realised that with this dress it was fine to use a different fabric- it turned to be thick enough to hold the shape and feel amazing on! The curved seams make the shape look very slim


The pattern was great, all parts came together perfectly- I used Perfect Curved Seams technique ( here is a link to a tutorial) A word of warning to those who want to make this dress- the neckline is very wide, so if you have a small top and narrow shoulders like me, make sure you measure and adjust both front and back neckline pieces. I only narrowed the back and ended up with the front sticking out quite annoyingly, so I added a pleat with a covered button, and, to be honest, I love this little detail now- I think it looks cute!

The major adjustment to the original pattern was abolishing the panels and adding proper 3/4 sleeves, which in the cool Irish climate made this dress perfect for all year round use.


It is a great model for a basic wardrobe garment and with a touch of a colour, really stands out!

Hollywood Week, Group Day: Too Much Singing and Not Enough Drama?

Normally, I would complain about a two-hour episode of “Idol.” But not last night. Not when it’s my favorite part of the entire season.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, last night we got the drama that is Group Day. And we got two full hours of it…

Personally, for me, there was too much singing and not enough drama. But then, this is a singing competition, isn’t it? Sorry, sometimes I forget…

Group Day actually begins the night before (around 8:30 p.m.) when the contestants start dividing up into groups. But this task was made even harder when they were told that the groups must be a mixture of Day 1 and Day 2 contestants—which totally screwed up the plans of the Day 1 singers who had already started forming groups and choosing their songs…

One of those groups in a jam was the Sugar Mamas, which included Brett Lowenstern and Denise Williams. They needed a Day 2 contestant and they picked up Jessica Yantz…

No big shocker that Tiffany Rios was having trouble finding a group, but I was surprised to see Scotty McCreery struggling to find one. Tiffany tried to recruit him, but he got away from her. However, Tiffany did manage to get through to Jessica Yantz and stole her away from the Sugar Mamas. So, the Sugar Mamas made a move on Scotty, but he kept on shopping, only to get shut down by an extremely picky Jordan Dorsey. Scotty kept on searching, as did Tiffany and Jessica and the Sugar Mamas…

At around 10:30 p.m., Scotty finally found a home with the Gwops, who already had a Day 2 contestant in 15-year-old Jacee Badeaux. Immediately, some group members started to get concerned about the group having five people…

Drama queen Ashley Sullivan joined the Day 1 group, The Hits, and everything seemed happy—which was a major indication that things would go south very soon…

After attempting to gain additional team members by begging into a microphone with no success, Tiffany and Jessica were told by a producer that they could have a team of two instead of the minimum of three…

The Minors, which were made up of 15 and 16-year-olds were getting a lot of coaching from their moms, which annoyed James Drubin and The Deep Vs, mainly because they were doing the same song, Queen’s “Somebody to Love”…

Exes Rob and Chelsee teamed up with their new friend, Jacqueline, to form the group Three’s Company. The original plan was to have Jacqueline’s boyfriend, Nick, be the fourth member. But, of course, he didn’t make it through, which created problems for Rob since he and Chelsee weren’t really on speaking terms. As Rob put it, “I’m screwed”…

At around Midnight, the drama finally hit Ashley Sullivan as she said she was done and wanted to go home. A producer asked Ashley to take some time to think about it, so she went off with her boyfriend to think while her group practiced without her…

Clint finally won out with The Gwops and they let Jacee go. So the 15-year-old was looking for a new group at around 1 a.m…

And Jordan Dorsey, who had been so picky about who could join his group, decided to leave his group, much to the chagrin of his groupmates, and join Four Plus One…

At 2:30 a.m., Ashley finally made her decision. She decided to stay, and even though they had been practicing pretty well without her, The Hits took her back with open arms…

Meanwhile, the Sugar Mamas were starting to face the realization that they were going to have to break up without a Day 2 contestant. But then Jacee came to the rescue and they welcomed him with open arms as they rechristened their group, Sugar Mama and the Babies. Jacee was glad to have found a group, but he didn’t know the song they were singing, “Mercy”…

At around 4:20 a.m., Three’s Company was still working as Rob continued to have problems with Jacqueline and Chelsee. Plus, even vocal coach Debra Byrd jumped his case. Personally, I think he was having trouble remembering the words because of the situation. After all, he was doing Cee-Lo's "Forget You," with his ex-girlfriend...

At 7 a.m., it was time for the 39 groups to get ready. And at 8:30 a.m., the first group took to the stage to do “Grenade.” Among the singers were Pia Toscano, Alessandra Guercio and Brielle Von Hugel. The harmonies were good, but I thought the verses were a touch weak. The judges loved it, though, and they all went through…

Then it was time for Four Plus One to take the stage and sing “I Want You Back.” Jordan Dorsey, Robbie Rosen and two others all went through, but I thought Jordan was pretty weak for all the smack he was talking…

The group Jordan left, 440, was up next doing “Forget You.” Adrian Michael and Lauren Turner were seriously good and they both went through, along with their other group members, Erica and Shane…

When Rebel Star, the duo of Tiffany Rios and Jessica Yantz, took the stage to sing their duet of “Irreplaceable,” JLo said she was “so scared.” And she had reason to be as it was hideous. I have no idea why the judges let Tiffany through to start with. Randy cut them off fairly early and sent them both home. Jessica, who made one of the worst decisions in “Idol” history pairing up with Jessica, took the rejection extremely well…

Spanglish found themselves in a bit of a jam when one of their members overslept, causing a short delay in the action. But Steven filled it by hitting the stage and playing the drums. When Spanglish did take the stage to sing “Just the Way You Are,” Jovany Barneto, Kevin Campos, Jorge Gabriel, and Karen Rodriguez were shaky at times, but had a great ending. However, the whole group didn’t make it, as Jorge was left behind—after Steven caused a little confusion by almost announcing the wrong names…

Center Stage group member Angela Cheslock of Ohio demonstrated why she’s known as Noodle Nose by putting noodles up her nose and pulling them out her mouth. YUCK! For a gimmick, the girls, which included judges’ fave, Lauren Elaina, had Steven sit on stage with them for their rendition of “Some Kind of Wonderful.” He completely played along and even sang with them. But only Lauren made it through. I thought the second girl was good, as well…

The Nashville Stars, which included Colton Dixon, Matt Dillard, and three others, were a jumbled mess doing “Just the Way You Are.” Only Colton survived…

We then got a montage of bad singers and ones who forgot their words—Shannon Livewell, Briana Tyson, Janelle Arthur, Alyson Jados, and Caitlin Koch. The montage also included judges’ fave, Paris Tassin (Her story involved her caring for her young daughter.), who totally butchered “Only Girl in the World”…

Also out were Emily Anne Reed, Alyson Jados, Adrienne Beasly, Courtney Penry, Janelle Arthur and Aaron Gutierrez. Nick Gutierrez moved on…

After a pep talk to all the contestants from Randy, The Hits took the stage with “Hit ‘Em Up Style.” It was a gorgeous rendition and all of them—Kecira Lynn Ford, Ashley Sullivan, Ashthon Jones, and one other girl—went through…

The Minors continued to get advice from their moms, which continued to frustrate The Deep Vs, who took the stage and offered a big mess with “Somebody to Love.” The rest of the group basically turned the song completely over to James Durbin, and he and Caleb went through. Danny Pate, John Jordan and Emma Henry, who JLo predicted would get eaten up in Hollywood, went home. And The Minors’ moms offered a harsh critique of the song as well…

But The Minors delivered on their moms’ promises as they delivered a killer version of “Somebody to Love.” Keonna Evans, Jalen Harris, Sarina-Joi Crowe, Deandre Brackensick and one other guy went through. Steven said it was what he “joined forces with ‘American Idol’ to hear”…

After 4 p.m., Rob of Three’s Company was almost unconscious while his group mates discussed how they need to concentrate on themselves…

Back on stage, another version of “Grenade” completely exploded. Steven Clauson had the words written on his hand, and Randy told JLo he was “definitely gone.” Corey Levoy also forgot the words, but Hollie Cavanagh was not too bad. She and Corey went through. I would’ve sent Corey home, and apparently he felt the same because he actually asked the judges why before Randy chased him off the stage…

The Night Owls did an a capella version of “Get Ready.” Julie Zorrila and one of my faves, Casey Abrams, went through, while Dan Noguchi, Lara Johnston and Melissa Lucas went home. I honestly didn’t think they were all that bad…

Four Non Blondes and That Guy did “Forget You.” Caleb Hawley, Chris Medina and Carson Higgins advanced while an angry Devyn Rush went home. And quite frankly, I can’t really blame her for being angry, Corey Levoy went through based on his earlier performances, but she didn’t get the same opportunity. And Chris Medina was pretty weak based on what I heard…

At around 6 p.m., it was finally time for the Sugar Mama and the Babies to do their version of “Mercy.” Denise Jackson, Stevie Cain, Natalie Hanson, and especially Brett Lowenstern rocked it, while Jacee Badeaux sounded good, but he had to make up new words when he forgot the real ones. But because they were so cute, it actually sounded good. After wavering a little on Jacee, the judges sent all of them through. I admit I teared up a little when Jacee teared up at the ovation he received when his teammates told everyone what had happened to him…

Next up was the group that kicked Jacee out, The Gwops. Randy made them fess up and tell what they had done. Scotty apologized for not standing up for Jacee and said he was the best kid there. Perhaps that moment explains why Scotty seemed so shaky during his group’s very moody rendition of “Get Ready.” But he, Monique De Los Santos, Frances Coontz, and Clint Jun Gamboa all went through. Scotty immediately broke down after leaving the stage…

67 people had gone home by the time the final group, Three’s Company, took the stage to do “Forget You.” Chelsee Oaks sounded pretty strong, while Jacqueline Dunford was a little weak and shocked Randy by actually singing the word s—t. But Rob was a complete mess, not even attempting the real words and instead just singing about how tired he was. The judges were completely disappointed and disgusted and sent Rob home while the ladies moved on. Chelsee was pretty upset, but she said once again that she and Rob were not getting back together. However, Jacqueline said they would. For his part, Rob said, “I’m done” and walked away…

Tomorrow, it’s the solo rounds and the rooms of people waiting. And 100 will go down to 50…

On my watch list are Adrian Michael, Lauren Turner, Casey Abrams and especially Brett Lowenstern. I would also keep an eye on Jacob Lusk, about whom Ryan said, “A new star is born”…

What did you guys think? Who were the people that stood out for you? And how glad are you that Tiffany Rios is gone?

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Photos Credit: Michael Becker/FOX

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Hollywood Week, Round 1: "You're just washed out emotionally"

GROUP ROUND! GROUP ROUND! GROUP ROUND!

Sorry. I’m just really excited that they haven’t done away with my favorite part of the show…

Tonight, our new panel got to make their first Hollywood cuts and for the most part they seemed to do a good job and handle it all well, with the exception of a few tough ones for JLo…

327 people were given golden tickets—about twice as many as usual, according to Ryan…

Steven huddled the judges and Ryan up and declared his strategy. “We’re gonna go in. We’re gonna go out. Nobody gets hurt.” Clearly, Steven is new. This is Hollywood Week. Of course, people get hurt…

As usual, lines of 10 came on stage to sing a short snippet a capella without any feedback from the judges. Then the judges do the whole step forward thing and send either the front or back line home…

First up was 16-year-old Brett Loewenstern, one of my early faves. He did a scorching rendition of “Let It Be” and moved on…

Rachel Zevita who we met in New York; Thia Megia, who did a peppy version of “Summertime” and Casey Abrams, who remains one of my faves, all went through next…

Victoria Huggins, the confident 17-year-old we met in New Jersey who had all the “personality,” sang “My Hallelujah Song” and insisted on strolling all over the stage like she owned it. You could tell Steven wasn’t feeling it and the others agreed and wisely sent her home…

Up next, James Durbin, the 21-year-old who was diagnosed with Tourette’s; Paris Tassin from the New Orleans audition, who did a very pretty version of “My Heart Will Go On;” Lauren Alaina, Steven’s “the one,” who did a country version of “Unchained Melody;” and Stormi Henley, the beauty queen Steven and Randy sent through, who did a very weak rendition of “Stay.” James, Lauren, and Paris went through. Stormi was wisely sent home…

Steven Tyler once again showed his sweet side as he asked Chris Medina about his fiancĂ© (She was the one in the wheelchair that Steven hugged and kissed after Chris’ audition.). He did the great choice of “You and I Both” and went through…

Remember Hollie Cavanagh? The girl in Austin who could barely get through her songs without crying? The nerves were completely gone as she belted out “I Look At You” to go through. Also through, 15-year-old Jacee Badeaux, who made the perfect choice of “God Bless the Broken Road,” and Robbie Rosen.

We didn’t hear much of accountant Steve Beghun’s “Just Haven’t Met You Yet,” but what we did hear was pretty weak. He didn’t make it through. Also out, Sarah Sellers and Jacquelyn Dupree. The belly dancer Heidi Khzan also didn’t go on…

160 down, 163 to go. And I realize that doesn’t add up to 327. We apparently lost some people along the way…

After a montage of people messing up, we were re-introduced to Rob Bolin and Chelsee Oaks, the exes who still sing together. Rob did a bluesy rendition of “I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry.” Chelsee did something about “I Could See All Around Me.” Both of them went through. And no, they’re not back together…

Making their stay in Hollywood more interesting, though, was the fact that Rob was rooming with Nick Fink and Chelsee was rooming with Jacqueline Dunford. Rob and Jacqueline were the couple that JLo called her favorite in 10 seasons. Nick sang something about shoes that Randy cut off very quickly. Jacqueline sang something about “Bring It On Home to Me.” It was clear what was about to happen and Randy asking him to step forward just confirmed it. Nick was going home and Jacqueline was staying…

Every year, someone makes a semi-fool of themselves by pleading to the judges for a second chance. And this year, it was Nick. He grabbed the mic and begged the judges to let him stay with his “baby,” as Jacqueline just kept walking. He told Randy he didn’t get to the goods of the song and Randy told him he only got one shot. In other words, get to the goods faster. Jacqueline just kept walking like she didn’t know him as Nick stopped in the aisle to sing “the goods” of the song. Randy told him no and Nick walked out…

Outside in the hall, Nick said something very interesting to Ryan. When Ryan asked them how they were dealing with the news, Nick asked, “How you doin’ man? Are you hurt by this? You’re just washed out emotionally because you’ve been here 10 years?” Yours is an intriguing question, Nick…

But there was no time to answer it as Scotty McCreery took the stage. He decided to reprise his gorgeous version of “Your Man” to showcase his deep voice. It worked, as he went through. Also reprising their original audition songs were Jackie Wilson (“Until You Come Back to Me”) and Jerome Bell (“Let’s Get It On”). It worked for them as well…

Tiffany Rios, who you will remember put the stars on her chest for her audition, declared, “I’m tired of hearing people trying to do what I know I can.” She went through, which I think is a mistake. She’ll be big trouble for her group.

GROUP ROUND! GROUP ROUND! GROUP ROUND!

Sorry, couldn’t help it…

Travis Orlando, who was a former resident of a homeless shelter, did a weak version of “This Love” and was sent home…

168 people went through to the next round. In a flash of several faces, I think I saw John Wayne going through…

Also going through were Clint Gaboa and Julie Z. from San Francisco, Niena and the Gutierrez brothers, White House intern Molly, and Emily Anne and Stefano from San Francisco. Plus, Ashlee Sullivan, who we met in New Jersey…

I’ll fill in the complete names as I get them…

Wednesday, it’s…GROUP ROUND! GROUP ROUND! GROUP ROUND! I’ll be rooting for Scotty, Brett, Casey, Rob and Chelsee. And John Wayne, if he’s still around…

What about you guys? Did your faves get through? Was there anyone you were hoping to see, but didn’t? Let’s discuss…

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

San Francisco Auditions: Alrighty Then...

Here we are. The end of the auditions. WOO-HOO!!!

And Hollywood can’t get here fast enough, especially with the auspicious beginning the show got off to tonight. As the cameras followed a crying, disappointed contestant, she told the camera, “Just because somebody farts, let ‘em finish singin’.”

Alrighty then…

And things didn’t get any better with our first contestant, Inessa Lee, 22, who is originally from the Ukraine. Her previous claim to fame was making videos of herself in the shower. After some belly dancing, she belted out an Air Supply ballad. When the judges said no she went storming off with her seemingly clueless husband trailing behind her.

Alrighty then…

We finally got some talent, but it went by so quickly, we didn’t get a good listen. Brittany Mazur, 21, did “Mercy.” Lara Johnston, 20, did something I didn’t recognize and Matthew Nuss, 25, did something I should have recognized but didn’t. Of the three, I was most impressed with Matthew…

I was really impressed with Stefano Langone, 21, who nearly died in a serious accident nearly two years ago. His version of “I Heard It Through the Grapevine” was fresh and fun…

Clint Jun Gomba, 26, a karaoke host, made a good choice with “Billionaire,” but he was a little too showy for my taste…

After a montage of “colorful characters,” we got three bad auditions from Kenneth Berba, 22, Weston Lee Smith, 26, and Drew Beaumier, 26, who dressed up like a Transformer. I give him points for originality, but his version of “Born to Be Wild” dressed as a car?

Alrighty then…

We got to hear three good girl singers in a row, but we didn’t get their names. They sang “Last Name,” something about not knowing why and “Smile.” I have no idea why we heard them sing and didn’t see their names. They must not stick around for very long…

Julie Zorrila, 20, did a slow rendition of “Summertime” that the judges loved, but I thought it was a little too much. I did enjoy seeing her flirt with Steven. “Even the bow in the back is slammin’,” he said as she walked away. JLo asked if she could be the winner.

Alrighty then…

Dave Combs, 25, looked like someone who was going to do well. And he had a good voice. But his version of “O’ Darlin’” was all over the place. I didn’t even recognize the song…

Then we heard some more bad auditions as Steven started to get a little irritated. He told Rick Deshammp, “Dude, did you hit your head on the way in here?” Dave Johnston murdered “Stand By Me” and Sabrina Corbett attempted “Shut Up and Drive,” to which Steven responded, “You oughta be arrested for that voice”…

Emily Anne Reed, 26, lost her house to a fire the week before her audition. She did “You’re Getting to Be a Habit With Me,” which showcased her interesting voice. Steven said not yet, but Randy and JLo put her through. However, when she played her guitar, she was much better and she won Steven over too. I think she’ll fade out quickly…

After a crying montage, we got our final contestant, James Durbin, 21, whose dad died of a drug overdose when James was 9. Also adding to James’ story was that he was diagnosed with Tourette’s and Asperger’s. He did “Shook Me All Night” and a pretty scorching rendition of “Dream On”…

And with that, the auditions end and we move to Hollywood, but I honestly have no idea what we’re actually going to see tomorrow night. I just know I am seriously looking forward to it…

What do you guys think? Were you impressed with anyone in San Francisco? And are you as psyched for Hollywood to start as I am?

Photos Credit: Michael Becker/FOX

Monday, February 7, 2011

Simon Cowell Talks "X Factor": "I’ve got a really, really good gut feeling about this"

After a big promo splash during last night’s Super Bowl, FOX released some details about “The X Factor” today. But one big detail remains—who will join Simon Cowell on the judges panel?

What we do know is that auditions for “The X Factor” begin Sunday, March 27th in Los Angeles. There will also be auditions in Chicago, Dallas, Miami, New York/New Jersey and Seattle. Anyone 12 years old and up—both solo acts and groups—can audition.

But the big announcement is that the winner of “Factor” will receive a $5 million recording contract with Syco/Sony Music.

FOX quickly assembled a media conference call with Simon Cowell today to talk about “Factor” with explicit instructions to stick to questions relating to “Factor.” In other words, no questions about “American Idol.” But, of course, someone snuck one in anyway—No, it wasn’t me—and asked Simon what he thought of the new judges. He said he had only seen a three minute recap, but that, of course, didn’t stop him from sharing his thoughts:

“It all seems to be going well. What I was more concerned about were ratings falling off a cliff and that genre was now over. But people, thank God, still like these shows. I think they’ve done a good job.”

Did he mean what he said? Yes, I believe he did because I think he was honestly over “Idol” and just ready to move on. And he’s just been too busy to worry about it…

Here’s what he had to say about the real subject of the call, “The X Factor”:

On the show: “I put my trust in the audience. I trust my gut feeling. Now that I have a choice, I make shows I like to watch. I’m excited. I think we’re going to do something different. The stakes are high.”

On whether he’s considering Paula as a judge: “I’m a massive fan of Paula. We were friends on [‘Idol’] 80 percent of the time. Now we’re in contact all of the time.”

On the judges: “I’m not gonna say today who we are going to confirm. We’re talking to a number of people. We expect to make an announcement in three or four weeks. We’ve honestly not made our minds up. It comes down to who I think is interesting. The most important things are commitment and expertise.” Simon explained that the judges will mentor three finalists each. “It is hard work. It’s important to me that I’ve got people I can trust. You’ve got people who are very competitive with each other. I want someone who is competitive. It needs to be someone who the American audience will find interesting and someone who knows what they’re talking about. It also helps if they’re cute.”

On his ratings expectations: “In America, it’s impossible to predict. We just need to make a show that’s different from the competition. That’s controversial. That’s interesting. But I’ve learned never take anything for granted.”

On whether he’s nervous about giving a $5 million dollar record contract prize: “I think we should be nervous. We want to show the people…put your money where your mouth is. It’s a massive, massive risk. And an incredible incentive. I wanted to feel a certain amount of pressure. I’m nervous but I’m also confident.” Simon explained that it’s a guaranteed $5 million paid over 5 years. He said they’ll also be offering financial support so the winner(s) will know how to invest their money.

On translating a British show to America: [One of my concerns about bringing ‘Idol’ to America] was I didn’t want there to be lots of rules. This is a fairly simple format. It’s open to all ages, groups…It must be essentially an all-American show. I’m confident I can do the same thing [as I’ve done before]. I don’t take anything for granted. A star is a star. Interesting TV is interesting TV. My commitment is to find the best producers I can find…‘Dancing With the Stars’ is brilliant. If you bring a good format with great producers with a commitment to do something different, you’ve got half a chance.”

On how he balances judging and producing: “As executive producer, I have a vision for the show. I have some strong views on that. Once the show goes into production, I become a judge and I have to put my faith in the hands of the producers.”

About making the minimum age 12: “I thought long and hard about it. Five or six years ago, I wouldn’t have done it. There are incredibly talented young kids out there. Now I think times have changed. You have to go on a case by case basis. Through my job I have started to see a new wave as to how these kids are thinking. It would’ve been wrong to exclude them.” Simon also said he liked the idea of a 12-year-old competing with a 40-year-old.

On whether he’ll be the same Simon we’ve known: “You adapt over the years. I’ve started to cringe at people being booked as the mean judge. I like to think I’m honest. I wouldn’t sugarcoat something just to be popular. People know what to expect. I don’t think anything will change too much.”

On the mentoring aspect of “Factor”: “The reason we replaced ‘Idol’ with “The X Factor” [in Britain] was I got bored with just judging. I got frustrated. [This way] I could help competitors on a regular basis. It’s what you do at a record company. It made sense we should do that on a TV show.”

With “Factor,” the contestants are competing against each other, but so are the judges since they are mentoring and making the decisions for the contestants. “It’s an interesting thing to be judged as well as the competitors. It really does become completely competitive. Maybe more than with the contestants because we don’t pretend to like each other.”

The auditions in front of the judges will be live, a la “America’s Got Talent.” “I made a decision that I couldn’t sit in an audition room with two other people. I decided each person would have to audition in front of the judges in an arena. It really helped me see who could handle the pressure. It’s also vital to get audience feedback as well. They have changed our minds.” Simon said Susan Boyle is a perfect example. “The audience lifted her. I don’t believe she would’ve gotten through with the old-fashioned audition method.” The other thing Simon likes about audience feedback? “You think you’re as good of a judge as me? Then prove it.”

On the big differences between “Factor” and other shows: “It’s like pairing ‘Extreme Home Makeover” with “Jersey Shore.” They’re both reality shows, but they’re very, very different. There’s craziness and unpredictability. It’s more raw. More competitive. More personal. There’s a point where the finalists go into the judges’ homes. You’re going to see a very different live experience than what you’re used to on American TV.”

On the judges judging each other: “I think it makes it amusing…I’m extra nice to mine… You make a decision and then you have to hear someone else criticize it. That’s why it’s important to have people I think could be genuinely better than me…When someone does a good job, you have to be honest. You do judge your own and there have been times when I’m critical of my own work. When you have to put together the entire performance yourself, it’s very intimidating.”

On what the x factor is: “A perfect example is Lady Gaga. She’s got it. God only knows what we would have said to her if she walked into ‘Idol’ three years ago with a lobster on her head.”

On making a star: “What you want to happen is that you can say I was there at the beginning. We are genuinely serious about this. And we can guarantee you’ll have the very best support around you.” Simon said Kelly Clarkson is still his favorite Idol contestant.

On the state of the music industry today: “It kind of feels like we’ve come out of this gray period. It’s a really fun time again. This is a good time. It’s a great time for people to get out of their safety mode. I’m most excited about the groups. Choirs have suddenly become very interesting. I invite them to come along as well.”

On whether a star is still out there: “I think if we can’t achieve what I’ve offered—to find a global star—then we’ve failed…If I didn’t believe it, there’d be no point in making this show. I’ve got a really, really good gut feeling about this.”

On dealing with older contestants: “It can be challenging. But you can’t put an age cap on talent. There are a lot of people who have missed the opportunity. And it makes it more interesting. It’s their last chance. There’s more at stake. Susan Boyle taught me a huge lesson. I have to be more open minded. If you’ve got it, you’ve got it.”

At the end of the call, Simon asked if he could say something to everyone. After a short pause, he said, “I miss you guys. I’m glad we’re coming back.”

After all the frustration he exhibited during “Idol” last season, it was nice to hear Simon excited about something again. And I am really looking forward to what “The X Factor” is going to bring.
Yes, it’s true, Simon. I miss you and am glad you’re coming back too…

You can find out more about the show on its website.

Photo Credits: Ian Derry/FOX & FOX

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Los Angeles Auditions: All Good Things Must Come to an End

I guess it’s true. All good things must come to an end…

One of the best things about the season so far was that we hadn’t seen any of the people who are just there to get on TV. You know, the ones who are too old for the competition, but show up anyway with some shtick. It was great to see the actual talent for a change.

But tonight, “Idol” turned the show completely over to the freaks. It was cute for a while, but by the last guy—who the show clearly thought would be someone we would all want to talk about—it was just annoying…

The show started off with such promise as we got a montage of some of the previous talent we have seen. We saw Brett Loewenstern (“Bohemian Rhapsody”), Lauren Alaina (“Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing”) and Casey Abrams (“I Don’t Need No Doctor”)—three people I think we will see much more of. AND Ryan FINALLY said “THIS is ‘American Idol’.” But then it all went downhill from there…

Victoria Garrett, 21, kicked things off by telling us that God brought the auditions to LA. After her rendition of “Precious Lamb of God,” Steven said, “You’re going to…Siberia!” and then told her she was “baa-ad.” I’m sure the #Tylerisms Twitter feed was lighting up…

Tim Halperin, 23, did a great edit of “She Will Be Loved.” Randy said no, but Steven and JLo put him through…

We didn’t even find out whether Justin Carter, 27, went through or not after JLo said he lacked the bleep underneath him. My guess is no…

Friends Daniel Gomez, 18, and Isaac Rodriguez, 18, were next. Isaac had dropped out of college to be the next Idol, but he hadn’t told his mom yet. Ryan tried to keep a straight face as she proudly told him Isaac was attending college. I certainly hope he’s told her by now. No surprise that Daniel’s rendition of “I’ll Be” was bad, but I thought that Isaac would be able to sing. I was wrong. Steven said about his “Build Me Up Buttercup,” “You set the song on fire, but in the wrong way.” Daniel and Isaac promised to keep trying and sang a duet of “When You Believe” for the cameras to prove it…

Finally, we got a real voice when one of the 16,000 people who auditioned via MySpace came in—21-year-old Karen Rodriguez. I thought her version of “You Give Good Love” was excellent…

Tynisha Roches…not so much. The 25-year-old came in with her own microphone to do a tribute to Frank Sinatra, telling the judges she already had three albums that “are ready to be composed.” She did provide a funny moment when Randy left the table and she followed him around the back of the set. Randy tried to turn her off by taking the microphone. As I suspected, Randy’s next move was to call for Security who got her to leave. As usual, Steven Tyler had the best way to sum it up: “Can you imagine you’re asleep tonight and you open your eyes and she’s two inches away from you singing?”…

Steven and Randy were completely spellbound by Heidi Khzan, who demonstrated her belly dancing for the panel, complete with Steven providing the soundtrack. Steven did eventually ask her to sing and she did a decent version of “Superwoman.” But Randy and Steven had already decided to send her to Hollywood…

Matt “Big Stats” Frankel, 27, was so deluded he actually attempted “Jenny From the Block.” But Matt was more annoying than funny…

William Roberts, 24, sang something I didn’t recognize, which prompted Steven to say, “I hear your voice, but I don’t think you’re ready for 2011, 2012, or 2013 ‘American Idol’”…

More bad auditions from Jeanette Manning, Daniel Hall, Anthony Granger and Arista Pemberton, although Arista was a pretty good dancer…

Finally, some decent voices entered the room in the form of the Gutierrez brothers, Mark, 28, and Aaron, 27. They did a blazing duet of “Lean On Me” that got them through, but I’m curious what they sound like apart…

The final contestant of the night was 59-year-old Cooper Robinson, who danced around “singing” “I Feel Good.” He told the panel he was from a dangerous place in the backwoods of Arkansas where you had to be careful of snakes. After his “dancing” display, Steven said, “You ain’t never gonna get bit by a snake.” When he stared down the judges and asked, “How you like me?” he was met by complete silence and told the panel goodbye. Ryan ran in and said “What the h—l?” and JLo snuck out to avoid him. It was a pretty bummer ending…

Next week, we head to San Francisco and we get our first glimpse of Hollywood Week. And after tonight, Hollywood can’t come fast enough…

What did you guys think? Were you as bummed about the nonsense as I was?

Photo Credit: Michael Becker/FOX

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Austin Auditions: "Read My Lips!"

Tonight’s hour in Austin kicked off with an apology for Steven’s behavior last week. I know it was a joke, but I didn’t think it was funny.

“Idol” should NEVER apologize for Steven. EVER…

The Tylerisms got kicked off quickly as he told a contestant with the last name Muck, “You know what muck rhymes with, don’t you? Read my lips!” Gotta love him…

The auditions began with Corey Levoy, who came with his newly discovered sister, Brooks. The two lived 15 minutes away from each other their whole lives without knowing they were brother and sister. Can you imagine? Of course, the judges brought Brooks in to join them as Corey did an unexpected version of “I Can’t Make You Love Me.” I say unexpected, because his speaking voice was so high I wasn’t sure where he would go with his singing voice. I thought he sounded a lot like Gary LeVox of Rascal Flatts, only a lot less nasal. He went through to Hollywood…

Let me just insert here that I love Steven Tyler’s glasses…

Hollie Cavanaugh, 17, made the TERRIBLE choice to sing “At Last.” It’s a difficult song anyway, but she didn’t do herself any favors by changing keys at least three times while she was singing. Kudos to JLo, though, for recognizing her talent and giving her another chance. Her second choice, “The Climb,” was MUCH better. But I think she’ll get chewed up in Hollywood…

After a montage of rejections, we met Rodolfo Ochoa, who did what he said was “Circle of Life,” but I definitely didn’t recognize it. He took his rejection very well…

Cowboys were the theme of the next montage, which was capped off by 23-year-old John Wayne Schulz who did Brooks & Dunn’s “Believe” to fulfill a promise to his mother. Every year I fall for a cute young guy. John could very well be this year’s so I look forward to what he does in Hollywood. I admit I teared up when the judges brought in his parents and his mother started crying.

There was also a great exchange in the hallway when John’s mother told Ryan his father wanted “a son that was rough and tough.” Ryan: “It would really suck if I was your son. Dad: “No, you wouldn’t be the way you are now”…

Courtney Penry, 17, has no problem with the way Ryan is because she told the cameras that he is the sexiest man alive and she plans to marry him some day. After her chicken impersonation, she did Sugarland’s “Stay.” I was shocked that she could actually sing! The judges put her through, but JLo told her she had some weaknesses and Randy said she had some bad habits. Yet neither of them offered what those were…

The next three golden ticket recipients went by fairly quickly. Shauntel Campos (“Ain’t No Sunshine”), Alex Carr (“This House Is Not a Home”) and Caleb Johnson (something about a rusty nail). Of the three, Caleb made the biggest impression on me with his powerful, soulful voice…

During a montage of contestants going to Hollywood, one told the panel that he did clinical trials. Steven’s response: “That was pretty much the whole 70s for me”…

Next up was a couple—Jacqueline Dunford, 22, and her boyfriend, Nick Fink, 19. Jacqueline did a great rendition of “Mercy.” JLo and Randy spent her song laughing at a proud Nick, but Steven never took his eyes off Jacqueline. Nick did a Michael Buble-style version of “Sunday Morning.” They both went through, but the question now is whether they will last…

Janelle Arthur, 20, did a slow, oozing type of song that was really good, but Steven asked for another more up-tempo number. She did a blazing version of “No One Needs to Know” that Randy quickly cut off because he had heard enough. She easily went through…

After a contestant entered in an armadillo costume, we got a montage of Randy “showing his teeth.” He does tend to get a little grumpy sometimes…

That was followed by a montage of contestants getting grumpy…

The final contestant of the day was Casey Abrams, 19, who played the melodica (a harmonica with piano keys). The episodes never end on a sour note, but I had my doubts with Casey. However, he did a killer rendition of “I Don’t Need No Doctor” complete with scatting and screaming. As Steven said, “It was sick good.” He may be one to watch…

In all, 50 people advanced to Hollywood. Tomorrow, we head back to LA…

So what did you guys think? What were your favorites? And are you as relieved as I am that tonight’s episode was only an hour?

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