Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Top 5 Results Show: Welcome to the Harry Connick Jr. Show

9:32 We’re back…Ryan is standing with the judges who have to get back to their seats…A video of Harry Connick Jr. with Idols…He tells the camera, “It’s not about them it’s about me.” I don’t think he was kidding…And now it’s time for him to sing...“And I Love Her”…Let’s never bring him back, okay?...

9:37 Is anybody still awake?...The judges give him a standing ovation, starting with Kara…And now Harry is hosting the show?...He introduces the top five to join him on some of his songs…Are they actually going to sing?...The answer to that question is no…Couldn’t someone teach Casey to be a better lip sync? Of course that’s probably not going to matter in a few minutes…Harry’s sheet music is on a computer screen? Cool…Ryan returns to the stage…Ryan has him tell the story of when he first met Sinatra…When did this become the Harry Connick Jr. Variety Show?...Ryan plugs him appearing on Broadway…Break…

Can he just go away now?