9:13 Those FOX April Fool’s things are not funny…We’re back…Video of a typical “Idol” week…You hear the screams for Kris over the video…This is actually just a big hodgepodge of all of their experiences, not following them through a typical week. Nice try, Ryan…Danny gets some screams…Matt impersonates Danny pretty well…They have a chef that comes three times a week. What do they eat the rest of the week? He made a quadruple chocolate cake for Scott. That makes me sick just looking at it…Ryan asks Danny to do Matt and he makes fun of his Coldplay performance. That was just wrong…Anoop makes fun of Kris’ “How Sweet It Is” and Kris pretends he’s going to leave…Allison does Danny’s “PYT” and then Danny asks her to do “Jesus Take the Wheel”…Ryan says they get a long better than any past group of Idols…
9:17 Lights down…Megan stands…Matt stands…Kris stands…Uh-oh…It’s the three groups of three, but why is Kris there?...Adam stands with lots of yells…Lil stands…Allison stands. Surely that’s not the middle group. How could Adam be in the middle?…Scott…Danny…Anoop…Could Kris really be in the bottom three? I smell a switch…As Ryan walks across the stage to set up the break, Allison is trying to figure out what’s going on with Lil. She’s probably thinking the same thing I am. I think Ryan’s going to pull a last minute switcheroo and switch Kris out for someone. I mean, SURELY that’s what’s going to happen…Break…
