Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Let Us Begin With a Crummy Group Number

8:59 Intro. Ryan said it was “one of the most dramatic shows yet.” Huh?…

9:00 Ryan’s out in the audience. Man, he moves fast…Over 38 million votes…Ryan intros the judges and gives Simon a kiss on the head and Simon can’t stop staring at him…

9:01 The Idols do “All I Ask of You” with Andrew Lloyd Webber on the piano…Where’s the giant medley of “Phantom of the Opera” and “Go Go Go Joseph”?…Okay, I’m starting to see why the tour doesn’t want to do group numbers. Brooke does not blend at all with Carly and Syesha, but David C. sounds great, of course…What is that strange smile Brooke is sporting tonight? I’m starting to think the Internet is right and this whole experience is really starting to get to her…Abigail Breslin in the house…Sorry, but that was not good…Break…