Wednesday, May 21, 2008

"I am so high, I can see heaven..."

8:09 We’re back…NICE. David Cook comes out doing “Hero” and then David A. joins him…There was some confusion coming back from the break. Not sure what happened…This is AWESOME, but Cook is singing Archie under the table…NICE falsetto on the harmony. I think even Archie knows he’s getting outsung…This is a beautiful illustration of who will be the more marketable and sellable. That’s why I have to believe Simon was using reverse psychology. He has to know that…

8:12 Ryan asks David Cook about his spiritual adviser, Pitka. Who? Oh, it’s a lame promo for “The Love Guru” starring Mike Myers…To the video..The Davids see the movie and then go to meet him. Archuleta is a little unsure but Cook is gamely playing along…His advice to Cook is to shave his facial hair. That’s not funny…He cracks a slightly dirty joke to Archie and Archie’s a little perplexed while Cook laughs…He attempts to shave Cook, which gets a big laugh from Cook…Now, he comes out on stage. I presume this is a FOX movie…Man, this is LAME…Pitka tells Randy he is his dawg, he tells Paula he loves her, but he loves Simon even more…He predicts the winner’s name will be David. Oh yeah, that’s original…That was SO unnecessary it hurts…

8:17 Ryan sits on the moving pillow Pitka came in on and almost tumbles down the stage stairs. That was actually funny…

8:17 Syesha comes out to sing “Waiting For You”…She brings out her special guest, Seal…He is wearing some seriously tight pants, but Syesha’s dress is beautiful…The song, however, does not suit her voice. It’s way too low…But in her defense, Seal is not completely on key himself…Paula is up dancing, but this is not that good…

8:20 Was that Joel McHale in the house?…Break…